Issue 01 · Winter 2026The Money Printer Journal · Solana MainnetPresses running
Cover Story · No. 01
Boot it.
Run it.
Print money.
One hundred and fifty pixel printers. Sealed in mystery crates. Boot yours within twenty-four hours and it prints $MONEY around the clock.
200 units total·on-chain odds·no guaranteed yield
Crates remaining
200
of 200 · sealed & sealed forever
Printers booted
0
operators running units right now
Market listings
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live listings update on the market page
On the market
For sale this issue
Field guide
Five classes of machine
Rarer units print faster. Odds are locked on-chain forever.
Unit
Level
Drop
$MONEY / day
Level 1 Money Printer
Reliable little printer.
70%
1.50Level 2 Money Printer
Faster wallet, warmer fans.
20%
2.25Level 3 Money Printer
Serious hardware.
7%
3.00Level 4 Money Printer
Rare silicon. Louder cooler.
2.5%
4.00Level 5 Money Printer
One in two hundred crates.
0.5%
5.00Editor's Note
“A printer with a pulse. Boot it, claim it, trade it — the ledger never sleeps.”
Reader questions
Before you insert coin
Q · 01
What am I actually buying?
A sealed mystery crate. On boot, it becomes a pixel Money Printer of a locked rarity. The odds are public and immutable.
Q · 02
How does it print $MONEY?
Once booted, your printer accrues $MONEY every second based on its class. Claim earnings to add them to your balance.
Q · 03
Can I sell my printer?
Yes. List any printer or unopened crate on the market for the SOL price you choose. A 5% platform fee applies to sales.